THE BOY AT RUGBY JUNCTION.

Ticket-Collector Punch. “ Now, young Gentleman, going to Stafford ? ”
Master Ocorgey Joey Ooschen. Он deah, no !—rather the other way. Пит I do like stopping on this Platform. It ’* A NICE КEST, AND ONE CAN SEE SUCH A LOT THAT S GOING ON, YOU KNOW!”
A Shock to Glenelg.
The strange shock of an earthquake, although very slight, Was, we read, at Glenelg felt one Saturday night;
And what’s more, as we read further on, it appears ’Tis the third time an earthquake has come in three years. If the place upside down had been turned, just the same
’Twould have been, as you’ll see if you read o’er the name.
If Mrs. Langtry can sing, she should come out in Opera instead of Drama. Mrs. Langtry, and one song—the hit .of the piece of course—would be a great attraction.
“ And Beauty draws us with a single air.”
A “damper” is a pretty heavy muflinish cake. Does an Austra
lian ever think of whetting his appetite with a damper ?